you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I have post one night stand depression
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