I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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