just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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