he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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