so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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