Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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