Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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