How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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