ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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