Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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