Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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