white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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