this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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