love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Your tits are I can't wait for
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
