I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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