Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
it hurts more in the daytime
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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