what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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