Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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