You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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