I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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