Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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