yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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