He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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