Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I need to stop coming to work sober
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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