we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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