We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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