I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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