dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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