i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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