Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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