Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
