i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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