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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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