he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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