so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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