your room smells of hookers.
And success
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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