hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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