8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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