It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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