Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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