I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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