I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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