i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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