She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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