i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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