Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
im holly from the hills drunk
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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