Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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