can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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