we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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