i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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