Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
